Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Prison and Work - Which is really better?!

My brother got this email and it's really something to ponder on. Makes you think that there might be something wrong with the system ;)

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON = you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK = you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle

@ PRISON = you get three meals a day fully paid for
@ WORK = you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

@ PRISON = you get time off for good behavior
@ WORK = you get more work for good behavior

@ PRISON = the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK = you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

@ PRISON = you can watch TV and play games
@ WORK = you could get fired for watching TV and playing games

@ PRISON = you get your own toilet
@ WORK = you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

@ PRISON = they allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK = you aren't even supposed to speak to your family

@ PRISON = all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ WORK = you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON = you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK = you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON you must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK = they are called managers


Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails

Well then, who wants to help me rob a convenience store and leave the drudgery of work for greener pastures behind bars? hehe ;)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Lephy is asking what you are doing creating blog posts when you should be doing your work.

Lephy will be made manager soon.